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ek yuva chikitsak ek chhote se samudaay ke lie ek doktar kee jagah le jaaya gaya jo ki sevaanivrtt ho gaya tha. puraane chikitsak ne sujhaav diya ki javaan ek apane daur ke saath usake saath, isalie samudaay ek nae chikitsak ke lie istemaal ho sakata hai
pahale ghar mein, ek mahila shikaayat karatee hai, "main apane pet se thoda beemaar tha."
puraane chikitsak kahate hain, "theek hai, aap shaayad taaja phal se adhik ho chuke hain. aap jo khaane gae hain us par vaapas kat len aur dekhen ki kya yah chaal hai?"
jaise hee unhonne chhoda, us chhote aadamee ne kaha, "aapane us mahila kee bhee jaanch nahin kee? aap nidaan mein itanee jaldee kaise aae?"
"mainne aisa nahin kiya. aapane dekha ki mainne apane stethoskop ko pharsh par chhod diya tha? jab main ise lene ke lie oopar gaya, to mainne kachare mein ek aadha darjan kele ke pels ko dekha. shaayad vah use beemaar bana rahee thee."
chhote doktar ne kaha, "bahut chaalaak. agar aapako koee buraee nahin hai, to mujhe lagata hai ki main agale ghar par koshish karoonga."
agale ghar par pahunchane par, unhonne ek chhotee aurat ke saath kaee minat bitae. usane kaha ki vah sirph ek baar vah oorja nahin tha aur kaha, "main bahut haal hee mein neeche chala raha mahasoos kar raha hoon."
"aap shaayad charch ke lie bahut jyaada kar rahe hain," chhote doktar ne use bataaya "shaayad aapako thodee see katautee karanee chaahie aur yadi yah madad karata hai to dekhen."
jaise hee unhonne chhod diya, bade doktar ne kaha, "main us stree ko achchhee tarah jaanata hoon. tumhaara nidaan sabase nishchit roop se sahee hai, vah charch mein bahut sakriy hai, lekin aap ise kaise pahunche?"
"mainne jo kiya aapane pichhale ghar mein kiya. mainne apana stethoskop chhoda aur jab main ise vaapas laane ke lie jhuka, mainne paadaree ko bistar ke neeche dekha
majedaar
kyon main golph se baahar nikalen
pati kee daayaree se ek prshth ...
shanivaar kee subah main jaldee uth gaya, chupachaap kapade pahane, meree golf baig pakada, meree patnee ko jaagaruk nahin karane kee koshish kee, chupachaap geraaj mein ghus gaya aur vaapas baahar aane ke lie aage badh gaya .... ek moosaladhaar baarish! hava mein 50 meel prati ghanta ud raha tha
main vaapas gairej mein kheench liya, rediyo par badal gaya aur pata chala ki mausam din ke baahar kharaab hoga.
niraash main vaapas ghar mein chale gae, chupachaap kapade pahane hue, aur bistar par vaapas chale gae.
vahaan mainne apanee patnee kee peeth par gadabadee kee aur phusaphusae, "mausam bahut bhayaanak hai."
meree sundar aur pyaaree patnee ne javaab diya, "main jaanata hoon ... aur aap vishvaas kar sakate hain ki mere bevakooph pati vahaan us bhayankar mausam mein golph khel rahe hain!"
main abhee bhee is din nahin jaanata agar vah mazaak kar rahee thee, lekin mainne golph khelana band kar diya hai