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sabase tejee se baat!
ek aadamee phainsee dres paartee ke baad ek raat paark ke maadhyam se ghar chal raha hai. jab vah ghar chal raha hai to use lagata hai ki vah ghaas par neeche aatee hai aur apana vyavasaay karata hai.
jis tarah se vah khatm ho raha hai vah usee taraph ek pulisavaale ko usake paas ghoomata dekhata hai.
vah apanee topee ke saath es ** tee kavar. jab pulisakarmee aaega to vah aadamee se poochhata hai, "aap vahaan kya kar rahe hain?"
aadamee javaab deta hai, "mainne duniya mein sabase tejee se kaam kiya."
pulisakarmee kahata hai, "mujhe ek nazar aaie."
aadamee javaab deta hai, "jaisa ki mainne kaha, yah duniya mein sabase tez cheej hai. agar main topee ko leta hoon, to vah door ho jaegee."
pulisakarmee aadamee ko bataata hai, "sheersh topee ko le lo aur jaise hee aap karate hain main ise pakadega."
aadamee javaab deta hai, "theek hai agar aap jor dete hain."
jab aadamee sheersh topee ko hataata hai to pulisakarmee use pakadane kee koshish karata hai aur use mutthee bhar mil jaata hai.
"yah kya hai?" vah aadamee par chillaatee hai "mainne aapako bataaya ki yah duniya mein sabase tez cheej thee." aadamee javaab deta hai, "lekin aap ise se darate hain."
majedaar
pheraaree banaam kutta
pheraaree banaam kutta
ek kisaan ko apane khet ke baare mein 5-6 meel kee dooree par apane kiraaye ke maidaan ko hal karane ke lie baahar jaana padata hai. vahaan paane ke lie vah apane traiktar ko draiv kar lega, aur usake paas apane kutte ke puraane jo jodee ke saath. halavaee ke maadhyam se aadhe raaste, traiktar eendhan se baahar chalaata hai.
vah sadak par bhatakate hain aur ek savaaree ko jhanda dete hain, jo ki pheraaree hone ka hota hai
draivar ka kahana hai, "aap ek savaaree kar sakate hain, lekin vah kutta meree kaar mein nahin mil sakata hai."
kisaan kahata hai, "chinta mat karo. puraana jo rakhega."
chaalak ke aankade ve kisaan ko dikhaenge ki unakee kaar kya kar sakatee hai aur yah cheer ko cheer kar sakatee hai. jaise vah 5 ven giyar mein ja raha hai, vah khidakee ko dekhata hai aur puraana jodee usake paas sahee hai. vah adbhut kutte ko dekhane ke lie intajaar nahin kar sakata hai, isalie vah brek par jhukatee hai, aur kaar achaanak hee band ho jaatee hai
chaalak ne kaha, "vah sabase avishvasaneey kutta hai jo mainne kabhee dekha hai! lekin kis tarah ka kolar vah pahana hai?"
kisaan ne apana sir hila kar rakh diya aur kaha, "vah ek kolar nahin hai, vah usaka gadhe hai. vah us tezee se nahin rokata hai."
majedaar
lipastik samasya
lipastik samasya
lipastik ka upayog karane vaalee kuchh badee ladakiyon kee ek chhotee midil skool ke ek prinsil kee samasya thee baatharoom mein lipastik lagaane ke baad ve usake honthon ko aaeene mein dabaenge aur honth chhaapen chhodenge [sahee pakkar ka abhyaas karana]
isase pahale ki vah haath se baahar ho gaya, usane ise rokane ka ek tareeka maana. usane sabhee ladakiyon ko ek saath ikattha kiya jo lipastik pahanate the aur unhen bataaya ki ve 2 baje mahilaon ke kamare mein milana chaahate the.
ve dopahar 2 baje ikatthe hue aur unhen prinsipal aur skool ke kastodiyan ke lie intajaar kar rahe the.
prinsipal ne samajhaaya ki sanrakshak ke lie har raat darpan ko saaph karane ke lie yah ek samasya ban rahee thee. unhonne kaha ki unhonne mahasoos kiya ki mahilaon ko pooree tarah se nahin samajha gaya ki momee lipastik ko hataane ke lie kitanee samasya thee, aur vah unhen dekhana chaahata tha ki vah saaph karana kitana mushkil tha. sanrakshak ne tab pradarshan kiya ...
unhonne ek boks ke baahar ek sambhaal par ek lamba brash liya. phir usane nikatatam shauchaalay mein brash ko dubo diya, aaeene mein chale gae aur lipastik ko hata diya.
yah aakhiree din tha ki ladakiyon ne aaeene par apane honth dabae.
majedaar
piking kaptaan
piking kaptaan
ek marchent kaptaan aur usake kaee adhikaaree bade shaam ke tat par jahaaj par laut rahe the.
jaise hee ve gaingave par chadh gae, kaptaan ne khud ko phenka.
usake oopar ek prashikshu ke shikhar kee or ishaara karate hue unhonne chillaaya, "vo aadamee ko ulta karane ke lie paanch din de do!"
agalee subah kaptaan log kee jaanch kar raha tha aur dekha ki yuva sipaahee ko das din kee saja sunaee gaee thee aur usane poochha tha ki kyon?
"achchha sar, jab hamane aapako nanga mila to hamane paaya ki vah bhee apanee paint mein gadabad kar lega."