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naya laibreriyan
nae laibreriyan ne phaisala kiya ki bachchon kee pustakon ko pustak kaardon par udhaarakartaon ke naam likhakar bachchon kee kitaabon kee jaanch karane ke bajaay, unake paas yuvaon ko apane naamon par hastaakshar karane honge. vah tab bataegee ki ve samay par pustakon ko vaapas karane ke lie "anubandh" par hastaakshar kar rahe the.
unaka pahala graahak doosara gredar tha, jinhonne ek naya laibreriyan dekhane ke lie aashchary kiya. unhonne desk par chaar kitaaben laayeen aur unhen laibreriyan ke paas bhej diya, jisase usane apana naam diya.
laibreriyan ne kitaabon ko vaapas dhakel diya aur unhen unako sain aaut karane ke lie kaha.
ladaka ne shramik roop se apana naam pratyek buk kaard par mudrit kiya aur phir unhen ghrna ghrna kee taraph dekha.
isase pahale ki laibreriyan apane bhaashan ko bhee shuroo kar sakata hai, unhonne kaha, "ham us any laibreriyan ko likh sakate the."
bachche
eesaee banen
do puraane yahoodee purush sadak par utarate hain aur ve ek charch ke saamane ek sanket dekhate hain: aaj ek eesaee banen! kamaen $ 100!
to ek aadamee abe kahata hai, "100 rupaye. hamam. mujhe lagata hai ki main yah karoonga. main paise ka istemaal kar sakata hoon."
unaka mitr eezee kahata hai, "aap aisa kaise kar sakate hain? aap ek yahoodee hain. aap apane jeevan mein ek hain."
abe kahate hain, "to kya hai. yah sirph ek lebal hai. main kar raha hoon!"
aur vah sadak ke paar aur charch mein chalata hai vah 20 minat baad ritarn karata hai aur izee kahate hain, "kya aapane aisa kiya?"
abe kahate hain, "haan, main ek eesaee hoon."
aur aabhaasee poochhate hain, "kya ve tumhen sau dolar dete hain?"
jis par aibe ne apane sir ko ghrna mein hilaaya aur kaha, "yah aap ke saath pareshaanee hai yahoodiyon. tum sab ke baare mein socho paisa hai!"
dharm
ab bolo ya ...
ek shaadee samaaroh mein pujaaree ne poochha ki kya koee aisa koee bhee vyakti tha jisake kaaran koee vivaah nahin chalana chaahie tha, yah samay tha ki vah khada ho aur bola, ya hamesha usakee shaanti kaayam kare.
ek maut ka pal ek bachcha lekar ek khoobasoorat mahila ne baadhit kiya tha. vah dheere dheere paadaree kee or chalane shuroo kar diya sab kuchh jaldee se araajakata mein badal gaya.
dulhan ne dulhan ko thappad maara aur charch se baahar chale gae
doolha kee maan behosh ho gaee
groomsmain aur dulhan naukaraaniyon sabhee dishaon mein bhaag gaya.
pujaaree ne stree se poochha, "kya aap bata sakate hain ki tum aage kyon aae? aapako kya kahana hai?"
mahila ne javaab diya, "main peechhe se kuchh bhee nahin sun sakata .... isalie morche kee seet par ja raha hoon."
shaadee
meree boogee kahaan hai?
ek aadamee ek vyaapaar yaatra ke lie paiking kar raha tha aur usakee paanch saal kee betee bistar par khel raha tha jisase vah apanee badee yaatra ke lie daidee paik kee madad kar sake.
ek bindu par usane kaha aur kaha, "pitaajee, pitaajee ... ise dekho," aur usakee do chhotee ungaliyon ke baahar phanse.
use manoranjak aur manoranjak manodasha ka aanand lene kee koshish karate hue, unhonne apane munh mein apanee chhotee ungaliyon ko muthabhed kar liya aur kaha, "pitaajee aapakee ungaliyon ko khaane ke lie, naamaankan ke lie naam" ke lie khaane ka naatak karate hain aur phir apanee yaatra ke lie paiking mein vaapas chale gae.
vah madad nahin kar sakata, lekin dhyaan den ki vah kitanee chup thee aur usakee betee apanee ungaliyon par ghoor rahee bistar par khadee ho gaee aur usake chehare par ek tabaah aur ghabarae hue dekho ke saath dekha.
usane use dekha aur kaha, "kya hua, madhu? pitaajee bas khel rahe the. main tumhaaree anguliyon ko sachamuch kabhee nahin khaoonga!" aur thoda hansee baahar jaane
usane javaab diya, "mujhe pata hai tum sirph pitaajee khel rahe the lekin mere boogee ko kya hua?"