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If Girls Are Pilots!
Girl: Hello control tower, this flight is 365, we have a problem.
Control tower: what's the problem
Girl: Nothing!
Control tower: Please share what is the problem.
Girl: I will handle some new things
Control Tower: Please tell us the problem now!
Girl: Nothing I'm fine, you can join the new society.
Control tower: Hey talk, what is the problem !!!
Girl: Bass Ekila Rohan Deen I am also telling you something.
Control tower: Hey Divine woman, 200 passengers are a useless plane!
Girl: Is there any concern for me, right? No, the 200's is the base of the base. New curry is something ... !!!
Cancel before canceling your credit card
In January of 2016 a woman died and HDFC Bank billed her on February 16 and March 16 for her annual service charge on credit card, and added late fees and interest on monthly charges! Balance of Rs. Was 0.00 when he died, but now it was around 6000. A family member called the HDFC Bank. Here's the conversation:
Family member: "I'm telling you to tell me that he died on January 16th."
HDFC Bank: "The account was never closed, so late fees and charges still apply."
Family member: "Probably, you should change it to the collection department."
HDFC Bank: "Since it is overdue for two months, it has already been done."
Family member: "So, what will they do when they find it?"
HDFC Bank: "Either report to the fraud department or report both in the credit bureau!"
Family member: "Do you think that God will be mad at that?"
HDFC Bank: "Sorry?"
Family member: 'Are you just telling me, did he die?'
HDFC Bank: "Sir, you have to talk to my supervisor."
Supervisor comes on the phone:
Family member: "I'm calling you to inform that he died on January 16 in his credit card with Rs 2.1."
HDFC Bank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply."
Family member: "You mean you want to collect it from the property?"
HDFC Bank: (Stammer) "Are you his lawyer?"
Family member: "No, I'm her grand nephew."
HDFC Bank: "Can you fax us a death certificate?"
Family member: "Sure." (Fax number was given) After receiving the fax:
HDFC Bank: "Our system is not setup for death. I do not know what I can do to help."
Family member: "Well, if you understand it, well! If not, you can give it at all, he will not care."
HDFC Bank: "OK, late fees and fees will still apply."
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family member: "Would you like a new billing address?"
HDFC Bank: "It can help ..."
Family member: "Odessa Memorial Graitor, Grave No 1196, Avinashie, Coimbatore."
HDFC Bank: "Sir, this is a cemetery!"
Family member: "And what do you do with dead people on your planet ???"