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kuchh mazedaar ho jaaye!
neta: haan. ab sahee samay aa gaya hai.
janata: kya aap desh ko loot khaoge?
neta: bilkul nahin.
janata: hamaare lie kaam karoge?
neta: haan. bahut.
janata: manhagaee badhaoge?
neta: isake baare mein to socho bhee mat.
janata: aap hame job dilaane mein madad karoge?
neta: haan. bilkul karenge.
janata: kya aap desh me ghotaala karoge?
neta: paagal ho gae ho kya bilakul nahin.
janata: kya ham aap par bharosa kar sakate hain?
neta: haan.
janata: neta jee...
chunaav jeet kar neta jee vaapas aaye.
ab aap neeche se oopar padho.
marane ke baad bhee!
patnee apane pati ke shraaddh par, kheer aur pooree bana kar chhat par khaana le gaee.
ek kaua aaya aur khaane par chakkar lagaakar vaapas ud gaya. aisa usane teen chaar baar kiya.
patnee pareshaan ho gaee. achaanak hee padosan bhee khaana lekar chhat par aa gaee. itane mein vahee kaua aaya aur usakee pooree lekar ud gaya.
patnee gusse mein khaana fenk kar chillaee, "jeete jee to theek marane ke baad bhee us kalamunhee ka peechha nahin chhod rahe ho?"
dedh hoshiyaaree!
ek paisenjar tren indaur se bheelavaada kee taraph ravaana honee thee. raat das baje sabhee dibbe khachaakhach bhar gae. hamaare edamin jee bhee chadh to gae, par jab unhen baithane tak kee jagah nahin milee to unhen ek upaay soojha.
unhonne "saamp, saamp, saamp" chillaana shuroo kar diya. yaatree log dar ke maare saamaan sahit utar kar doosare dibbon mein chale gae. ve thaath se oopar vaalee seet par bistar laga kar let gae. din bhar ke thake the so jaldee hee neend bhee aa gaee.
savera hua, "chaay, chaay" kee aavaaj par ve uthe chaay lee aur chaay vaale se poochha ki kaun sa steshan aaya hai?
to chaay vaale ne bataaya, "indaur hai."
phir poochha, `indaur se to raat ko chale the?`
chaay vaala bola, `is dibbe mein saamp nikal aaya tha, isalie is dibbe ko yaheen kaat diya tha.