Sweeper in Micrsoft Funny Jokes
An unemployed man applied for "sweeper" work on MicrosoftHR met him and then saw him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You have appointed," he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I will send you a form to fill."
The man replied, "But I do not have a computer, nor an email."
HR Manager said, "I'm sorry"
"If you do not have an email, it means that you are not in existence. And who does not exist, he can not get a job."
The man left with no hope at all. He did not know what to do with only $ 10 in his pocket. Then he decided to go to the supermarket and bought 10-kilogram tomato crate. Then they sold tomatoes in door-to-door round tomatoes. In less than two hours, he succeeded in doubling his capital. He repeated the operation three times and returned home with $ 60.
The man realized that he could survive this way, and started to go first every day and started returning late. Thus, his money doubled or rose three times in a row, in a short time, he bought a car, then a truck, he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. After 5 years, this man is one of the largest food retailers in America.
He started planning his family's future and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a safety plan.
When the conversation was over, the man responded by the broker asked him, "I do not have an email."
The broker responded eagerly, "You do not have an email, and yet have succeeded in building an empire. Can you imagine if you had an email?"
The man thought for a while and said, "Yes, I will be a 'sweeper' in Microsoft!"
the moral of the story:
1) Internet / Email / BBM / Whatsapp is not a solution for your life.
2) If you do not have Facebook A / C, Internet / Email / BBM / Whatsapp, and you work hard, you can be a millionaire