Smart girlfriend
I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When he remembers me, he comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in the presence of my wife and takes me to my house the next day.Then he took me back and told my wife, "We have not been done with the investigation so far. I want to take him with him anytime."
And my mother's wife always says, "Madam officer, God bless you for handing over your husband's affairs with care, I will make sure that he ever needs you."
Clever dog!
Either way, a dog is lost in the African jungle as soon as he is looking for his way, a lion throws him, the lion thinks that because the dog is so small that it will be a simple prey. When the dog sees the lion he is very scared and starts running but he sees some bones and receives an idea. As is the view of the lion, he says, "MMMM, this was a good lion." The lion immediately finds out that it is harder than this dog and he runs away.But seeing the whole time there was a monkey in a tree, the monkey decides whether he tells the lion what has happened, the lion can reward him, so he tells the lion and the lion to take the dog down Tells him to come with him. As the lions and monkeys see the dog, the dog sees them and receives an idea, then pointing towards them, they show that they do not see them standing when they come in the hearing distance, they say, That tiger here hours ago! "
Cheap hearing aid
Morris realized that he needed to buy hearing aids, but he was not ready to spend a lot of money."How much do they cost?" He asked the vendor
"It depends," he said. "They run from $ 2.00 to $ 2,000."
Morris the Cummer said, "We see the $ 2.00 model."
The vendor kept the device around Morris's neck and he instructed, "You stick this button in your ear and run this little Strongz in your pocket."
"how does it work?" Morris asked
"It does not work for $ 2.00," the seller replied, "but when people see it on you, they will talk loudly."