Good news, bad news
An artist asked the owner of the gallery if there is no interest in the presenting pictures.Swami replied, "I have good news and bad news."
"Give me good news first," the artist demanded
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and would be surprised if it appreciates the value after your death. When I told them, he bought all 15 of your pictures."
"that's wonderful!" The artist said, "What could possibly be bad news?"
"Okay," the gallery owner responded, "I have a friend who is a private investigator, and I looked at that person."
"And ...?" The artist says
"He is your doctor."
Oldest member!
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and were shown around.The person proceeding with them said, "Is this old man sleeping on the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories which you will never forget."
That's why he awakened the old man and said that to tell a story.
"Well, I remember in 1944, we used to run a lion hunting campaign in Africa, we walked three days without seeing anything, and on the fourth day I was so tired that I had to rest my feet A tree fell, so I put my gun down, put my head on the tree and slept.
"I do not know how long I was asleep when I was awakened suddenly by a noise in the bushes.When I saw the biggest darned lion ever jumping out of the bushes like me, then I reached for my gun Was: "RRROOAARRR !!! "
"I tell you, I have dirty myself!"
The youngsters were amazed and one of them said, "I do not blame you, I too would have been dirty myself, if a lion jumped on me."
The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not back. I have dirty myself yet when I said 'RROAARR !!!' Can any of you help me? "
A management lesson
There was once a king in which there were 10 wild dogs. He used all those ministers to torture and eat those who made mistakes.One of the ministers gave the opinion once, which the king did not like at all, so he ordered that the minister is thrown to the dogs.
So the minister said, "I served you for 10 years and you do this? Please give me 10 days before throwing those dogs with you!"
The King agreed In those 10 days, the minister went to the guard and guided the dogs and said that he wants to service dogs for the next 10 days.
The guard was surprised, but he agreed. That's why the minister gave food to dogs, cleaned them, washed them, provided all kinds of comfort for them.
When 10 days ago, the king ordered that the minister is thrown into dogs for his punishment. But when they were thrown, e-people were surprised at what they saw, they saw the dogs hit the feet of the minister!
What the king saw and said, "What happened to the dogs !!!"
The minister said, "I served dogs for 10 days and they did not forget my service, yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot for the first time!" So the king felt his mistake and in return got the wolves!
Ethical: What is the decision of management, though they are wrong, you will get spoiled!