10 Best Caddy Answers
Golfer: It seems that I'm going to drown myself in the lake.Caddy: You think you can keep your head for that long?
GOLFER: I will take heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, you have already taken most of the earth
GOLFER: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: Yes sir, you remember the ball very closely now.
GOLFER: Do you think I can meet with 5 iron?
Caddy: finally
GOLFER: You need the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I do not think that sir. It would be too much of a coincidence
GOLFER: Please stop stopping your watch all the time. It is very distraught
Caddy: This is not a clock: it is a compass
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I like golf.
GOLFER: Do you think playing on Sunday is sin?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, this is a sin any day.
Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played.
Caddy: This is not a golf course. We left an hour ago.
Best Caddy Comment
Golfer: It can not be my ball, it's too old.
Caddy: We have been running for a long time, sir,
Honeymoon Package!
The woman is going to visit the agent and says, "What is the cheapest package of honeymoon?"The agent says, "Ji Mum, 50K Pis 3 N / 4D flying hotel and food in Bangkok."
The woman answered, "And no cheaper?"
The agent says, "K 3 N / 4D All Inclusive 35K."
The woman goes, "Is she too cheap?"
Agent replies, "Ji Madam, is a special offer - stay in Paris, honeymoon suit and supplement car car through 10 N / 11D and Milan in London Package is completely free !!!"
The lady is very happy and immediately tells her, "O my God! This is an incredible offer, will it be a screw catch?"
Agent says, "There is no catch, ma'am, only husband has become from Husoon Taraf !!!"