Stay with the sisters!
For a long time, a confirmation goes to see Jupiter Mr. Avery."Mr. Avery, it does not leave for a long time, I need you all. You only have to speak words and you will meet and will not get married!" Say, matchmaker
"Do not worry," Mr. replies to Avery, "There are two sisters in my house who fulfill all my needs."
"It's all well and good, but not all sisters of the world can be the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I did not say that they are my sisters."
It's not aquarium
A young couple was on their honeymoon and lived in the hotel with a large swimming pool.They decided to go for a swim, and the bride designed a new bikini recently purchased. As he floats and sprinkles in the pool, it soon turns out that the bikini is very big, coming up and down. Since there were only one people in the pool, she and her husband laughed and used to retrieve the bikini from under the pool.
That evening he dressed for dinner and went to his hotel's elegant restaurant, where he was sitting next to a huge aquarium. Oddly, the aquarium was devoid of any aquatic life.
When the bride asked her waiter why there was no fish in the aquarium, she smiled loudly, "It is not an aquarium ... it is a swimming pool!"
A nice wedding
John brought home his new colleague, Peter, for dinner. After reaching the door, his wife went ahead, threw his arms around John and kissed him completely."My goodness," Peter said, "and how long have you married?"
"22 Years," John replied
"If your wife likes you after all those years then you will have a wonderful wedding."
"Do not be fooled! He does the same to burn the dog."