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ek mahila ko samajhaane
yadi aap 5 minat se kam samay mein ek mahila ko samajh sakate hain to vah aapakee maan hai.
yadi aap 15 minat mein ek mahila ko samajh sakate hain to vah aapakee bahan hai
yadi aap 30 minat mein ek mahila ko samajh sakate hain to vah aapakee betee hai.
yadi aap 1 ghante mein mahila ko samajh sakate hain to vah aapakee ladakee mitr hai.
yadi aap 3 ghante mein ek mahila ko samajh sakate hain to vah aapaka premee hai.
aur ant mein....
yadi aap ek mahila ko samajhaane ka mauka bhee nahin praapt kar sakate hain ya nahin to vah aapakee patnee hai ... !!!
majedaar
kya tum ek vakeel ho?
ek aadamee ek baar mein jaata hai, vah vaastav mein pareshaan hai vah neeche baithata hai aur ek beeyar ka aadesh deta hai
"kya galat hai?" barman use poochhata hai.
"vakeel bevakooph hain!" vah kahata hai.
usake bagal mein baithe ek bada red indiyan uthata hai, use kandhe aur jhund par ukasaata hai, "mistar, aah!
use oopar aur neeche dekh rahe hain aadamee ulajhan mein hai. "kyon? kya aap ek vakeel hain?" vah poochhata hai.
"nahin!" redanek ka javaab "main ek gadhe hoon!"
vakeel
bas kar khaan
ek pathaan ke 3 baachhe hyoo, yoone naake raakhee:
1) hasarat khaan
2) harakat khaan
3) barakat khaan
2 sal baad yooke yaan fir 3 baachhe hyoo, yoosen bor uke naake raakhee:
1) dariya khaan
2) samandar khaan
3) sailaab khaan
agalee baar fir se 3 baachen hoo aur ee hai bor naam:
1) himat khaan
2) hosala khaan
3) bardhan khaan
har baar kee taara jab bhee baar bhee yooke 3 bachchan hoo teh hai bor naam bivee ne raakhee:
1) bas kar khaan
2) sharam kar khaan
3) reham kar khaan .....
hinglish
kofeen nirmaata
ek aadamee jo taaboot banaata hai vah apane taabooton mein se ek ko dene ke raaste mein tha, jab usakee kaar toot gaee thee.
der na hone kee koshish karate hue usane apane sir par taaboot daal diya aur apane gantavy kee or badhana shuroo kar diya.
kuchh pulisakarmiyon ne use dekha aur usase kuchh paise banaana chaahate the, isalie unhonne unhen chunautee dee, "are, aap kya le rahe hain aur aap kahaan ja rahe hain?"
aadamee ne kaha, "mujhe yah pasand nahin hai ki mujhe daphan kar diya gaya hai, isalie main sthaanaantarit kar raha hoon !!!"