Innocent wife!
The wife called her scientist husband ... "Honey ... is Friday ... you are late ...""I'm busy with my team in one experiment."
"what is that?"
"We have just added the derivative of the C2H5 OH with the ambient temperature H2O and the aqueous CO2. Some super low temperatures were added to cool this mixture, H 2O was strengthened, now some proteins While waiting for, we are washing the lab with nicotine vapors ...
This is the 4 or 5 round experiment ... so I will be late. "
"Oh dear ... I will not bother you ... please take your time ..."
C2H5 OH (Whiskey)
H2O (water)
Aqueous CO 2 (soda)
Protein (chicken)
Nicotine vapor (smoking)
can not find it ...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So really excited, just minutes after the start of the classroom, he realized that he needed to go to the bathroom, so he asked if he could be forgiven, then take his humility with his hand to ask. Of course the teacher said yes, but promptly asked himFive minutes later she returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed.
They accepted, "I can not find this"
The teacher sat down and showed a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he could find it now.
The boy looked in the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way.
Five minutes later she returned to the classroom and says to the teacher, "I can not find it."
Disappointed, the teacher asked John, a boy who went to school for a while, to help find the bathroom, two boys go together and after five minutes they both come back and sit on their seats. .
The teacher asks John, "Well, did you find it?"
John is quick with his answer, "Oh sure, he was just backwards his boxer shorts."