job interview
I went to the job interview on the second day. I was not really qualified but I also decided to apply it anyway. A week later, when I was called for an interview, I was very excitedIn the interview, if the prospective employer asked some questions then read through my resume. After some worried moments, as I waited to read sitting in silence, she started her again, she saw me and said, "We have a beginning for someone like you."
"Actually?" I enthusiastically replied, "what is this?"
"This door is called."
Would you like to hear
After being killed in an accident, three friends go to heaven for orientation.All of them have asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first person responds immediately, "I want to hear that I am one of the great doctors of my time and the person of a great family."
The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher, who made a big difference in the children of yesterday."
The last man thinks a minute and the answer, "I think I want to hear them ... look, he is moving forward!"
Throw in the party
A pizza was waiting to digest in the stomach, then suddenly a whiskey came.The pizza thought, "Well, I'll pass it, there is no hurry."
Two minutes later another whiskey comes and the pizza passes to him too, but after two minutes, once he went there, the pizza stopped him, "What is happening there?" Asked it
"Why, there is a party going on! It's great! They are getting fun !!!" Whiskey answered
And the pizza said, "Well, I'll see it!"