Universal Jokes | funny joke in hindi for whatsapp
Interviewer - So, what is your email ID?Engineering students - Sir, abc@xyz.com
Interviewer - and password?
Engineering student - 12345678
Interviewer - Have you shared such confidential information so easily for the job? How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?
Engineering student - sir, maybe I have shared my password with you, but I do not think you can still login to your email account. Let's look for possibilities may be my password:
12345678
Or
Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight
Or
1twothreefourfivesixseveneight
1twothreefourfivesixseven8 ..... so on
Or
2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4 ....)
13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5 ......, 8) ..... so on
Or
The combination of all these ...
By the way, did I mention the use of capitals?
Interviewer: ????????????
Yappaaaa Kalkatra Sam, Onaku Velai confirms.
Funny
turn off your cell phone
I went to the movies the second night and sat in a corridor seat, as I usually do, because it takes a small room. As the facility started, a golden hair rose from the center of the line and started its work.
Sorry, oh, sorry, forgive me, hurry up, oh! Excuse me.
By the time she found me, I was trying to look around her and I was a bit impatient, so I said, "Have not you done it before?"
"No!" He said in a loud whisper: "Turn off your cell phone, please 'the message is shown only on the screen and out of my car.
White
Unique to women
Finding a bottle on the beach, Jake incited it and released a genie.
Jinn says, "Ah, now you get three desires".
"great!" Jake responds "First of all, I want a billion dollars."
Poof! There is a flash, and a paper with a Swiss bank account number appears in the hand of Jack
"Next, I want a nice sea side house in Hawaii."
Poof! Another flash, and he is working for sea side property in Hawaii.
"Finally," Jake says, "I want to be unstable for women."
Poof! There is another indiscriminate flash ... and Jake turns into a box of chocolates
Funny
Briefcase and mini skirt
Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking behind a young girl when the jagged edges of her briefcase accidentally torn her mini skirt.
Before the man apologized, the girl bowed deeply and said, "I apologize for this error politely. My skirt quality is not good."
Then he took a pin, put the skirt back together and left it.
New York, USA
Before the man could react, the woman pulled a business card and gave it to him saying, "This is my lawyer's card, he will contact you about this sexual harassment. You will see in court, friend!"
London, England
Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and with red on her face said, "Do you mind to take me home, sir? I do not stay away."
The English took his jacket, put it on him, said a cab and took his home safely.
Paris, France
Before the man could react, the girl grumbled with the smile, "A red rose could best ask for your apology, sir."
The French bought him a rose, and then he went to the nearby cafe, drank some wine.
Sydney, Australia
Before the man apologized, the girl walked around, pulled out a hunting knife; she burst on her trousers and said; "Well, now we are friends too"
Shanghai, China
Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him to the labor camp.
New Delhi, India
Before apologizing, 10 TV anchors shouting, "We are the first TV channel to bring you this humiliating incident, this is unique, the humorous of a poor girl, we can assure you the dark briefcase by a dark soul, We will track this deep story till the very end. India wants to know! The nation is watching! The prime minister should answer! "