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mahilaon ke lie anootha
samudr tat par ek botal khojana, jek ne ise ukasaaya aur ek jinee jaaree kee.
jinn kahate hain, "aah, ab aapako teen ichchhaen milatee hain".
"mahaan!" jek javaab detee hai "sabase pahale, mujhe ek arab dolar chaahie."
poof! ek phlaish hai, aur jaik ke haath mein svis baink khaata sankhya vaala ek pepar dikhaee deta hai
"agala, mujhe havaee mein ek achchha samudr said haus chaahie."
poof! ek aur phlaish, aur vah havaee mein samudr said sampatti ke lie kaam kar raha hai.
"ant mein," jek kahate hain, "main mahilaon ke lie asthir hona chaahata hoon."
poof! ek aur andhaadhundh phlaish hai ... aur jek chokalet ke boks mein badal jaata hai
majedaar
breefakes aur miniskart
tokyo, jaapaan
ek aadamee ek javaan ladakee ke peechhe chal raha tha, jab usake breephakes ke daantedaar kinaare ne galatee se use minee skart phaad diya.
aadamee maaphee maangane se pahale, ladakee ne gahara jhukaaya aur kaha, "main is truti ke lie namrata se maaphee chaahata hoon. meree skart kee gunavatta achchhee nahin hai."
phir usane ek pin liya, skart vaapas ek saath rakh diya aur chhod diya.
New York, USA
aadamee pratikriya kar sakata se pahale, mahila ne ek bijanes kaard kheench liya aur use yah kahate hue de diya, "yah mera vakeel ka kaard hai. vah aapako is yaun utpeedan ke baare mein sampark karega. aap nyaayaalay mein dekhenge, dost!"
landan, inglaind
aadamee pratikriya kar sakata se pahale, ladakee ne jaldee se ek akhabaar ke saath phate hue sthaan ko kavar kiya, aur usake chehare par laal ke saath kaha, "kya aap mujhe ghar le jaane ka man lete hain, sar? main door nahin rahata."
angrez ne apanee jaiket le lee, use us par rakh diya, ek kaib kaha aur apane ghar ko surakshit roop se le liya.
peris, phraans
aadamee pratikriya kar sakata se pahale, ladakee muskuraahat ke saath kudakudaane, "ek laal gulaab sabase achchha apanee maaphee maang sakata hai, mahaashay."
phraanseesee ne use gulaab khareeda, aur phir ve paas ke kaiphe mein gae, kuchh sharaab piya.
sidanee ostreliya
aadamee maaphee maangane se pahale, ladakee ne chaaron or chale, ek shikaar ka chaakoo nikaala, usane apanee pataloon kee taraph phatakar kaha; "theek hai, ab ham bhee, dost hain"
shanghaee, cheen
isase pahale ki aadamee kuchh bhee kah sakata hai, pulis aa gaee aur use shram shivir mein le gaee.
naee dillee bhaarat
aadamee maaphee maangane se pahale, 10 teevee enkars chillaate hue kahate hain, "ham aapako is apamaanajanak ghatana ko laane ke lie pahala teevee chainal hain. yah anany hai. ek gareeb ladakee kee vinamrata ek kaale breephakes ham aapako aashvast karate hain, ham is gaharee kahaanee ko bahut ant tak traik karenge. bhaarat jaanana chaahata hai! raashtr dekh raha hai! pradhaanamantree ko javaab dena chaahie! "