Will I be 80?
I recently selected a new primary care physician after two visits and complete laboratory tests, he said that I am doing "very well for my age".A little worried about that comment, I could not stop asking him, "Do you think I will be 80?"
They asked, "Do you smoke or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I answered. "I'm not doing either."
He then asked, "Do you eat rib-eye stacks and barbecue ribs?"
I said, "No, my second doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend so much time in the sun, play golf, sailing, hiking or cycling?"
"No, I'm not," I said.
They asked, "Do you gamble, drive cars faster, or have sex?"
"No, I said." I do not do any of those things. "
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you live at the age of 80?"
Why the Shark Circle
Two great white sharks were left remaining of a ship floating in the ocean, which was still drowned.Follow the son "Old father Shark said to son Shark and they swam to the people on a large scale.
"First we float around those who swim with just one tip of our wings." And they did
"Okay, son! Now we float around with their wings a few times." And they did
"Now we all eat." And they did
When they were both confused, the son asked, "Father, why did not we eat them before? Why did we swim around them and around?"
Their wise elderly replied, "Because they taste better without dirt!"
Funny card
You will not see some greeting cards ... but they will probably sell.Outside: As soon as the day goes away, I think how lucky I am ...
Inside: that you are not here to waste for me
Outside: If I get only one thing for Christmas ...
Inside: I hope this is your sister.
Out: I always wanted to catch someone, love someone
Inside: After meeting you, I have changed my mind
v Outside: I have to accept, you have brought religion into my life
Inside: I never believed in hell
Outside: Pay attention to the years we have been together, I can not wonder ...
Inside: What I was thinking!
Out: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and respected.
Inside: And when I'm dreaming, I want you to be not very ugly.
Outside: Sex is like drugs with you
Inside: A lot of people do this, but nobody is enough to accept it.
Out: When we were together, you always said that you will die for me
Inside: Now we are broken, I think it is time that you made your promise.
Outside: I'm so sad without you ...
Inside: It's almost like you
Outside: If you ever need a friend ...
Inside: Buy a dog
Out: Congratulations on your new bundle of happiness
Inside: Did you ever find out who the father was?