have faith...
A climber fell down from a rock, and when he fell down, he caught a small branch in the rock."Help! Is anyone there?" He shouted.
A grand voice boom took place through the grave:
"I help you, my son, but first of all you should believe me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" The man cried
"Let's go to the branch," the voice increased.
There was a long break, and the man shouted again, "Is there anyone that I can talk to?"
Draft beer champagne?
Karl was talking to a girl at New York City bar. He asked, "Can I take you a drink?"The girl replied, "Surely."
Karl then asked, "What would you like?"
The girl said, "Champagne."
Karl then asked, "Why champagne?"
The girl responded, "Because when I drink champagne, I feel that I am a goddess on the Nile, wrapped in a long garment, rest in peace, with the servants trapped and leaving my grape in my mouth. "
Curious, Carl asked him, "What if I only buy a draft beer?"
The girl responded, "I'll cut mulch all night."
Best lie
An employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for the leave "Sir, my wife is pregnant and unable to do the household work, I think I should go there and help me. Please give me a week Leave it. "The owner says, "It is the only evening that your wife telephoned me and did not ask you to send home in any situation. She said that every time you go home, you are drunk and do nuisance, Therefore, your leave is not given ... "
The employee said, "OK sir," and started leaving ...
But stayed at the door, he said, "Sir, I'm talking one more thing."
The owner said, "OK, let's go."
V "Sir, do not you think we are the world's two best liars," he said.
"why you say that?" Asked the boss
"I am not a master yet."