Beloved wife
John bought his new companion, Peter, at night, after reaching the door to his house, his wife thrown out, threw his arms around John and kissed him completely."My goodness," Peter said, "and how long have you married?"
"22 Years", John answered
"If your wife likes you after all those years then you will have a wonderful wedding."
"Do not be fooled! He does the same to burn the dog."
Enemies of the west
A knight and his people returned to their castle after the tough day of war."How are we going?" Asked the king
"Sir E!" Knight replied, "I've been rob and rob you every day, burning cities of your enemies in the West."
"what?" The king shouted, "I have no enemies in the West!"
"Oh, is that so!" Knight said, "Well, now you do."
Diwali shopping with wife
Husband and wife Deepavali were buying the new sari for wife and wife.After seeing several saris, he chose for about 100 and took it to 25.
Of these, he had asked his husband to choose 5 saris.
Then he finally picked a sari.
It took 5 hours to finalize a sari
Husband fixed the bill and remarked, "Adam was very fortunate because he and Eve used to wear leaves only. They did not have to waste too much time."
Wife's last comment, "Who knows how much Adam had to climb on the number of trees according to Eve's wish and finally to select the leaves ...? You are lucky ... You just have to sit in the AC shop ... !! " Ethical: Do not argue with wife while shopping